I think you mean round child.

Yep

So hey there; is that an onion in your pants, or are you happy to see me?

I want to kiss her snoot.

Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.

Because gays, duh.

I would like the option to make it public on my community. I have asked people not to downvote amateur bakers for just trying to improve their skills but some assholes don’t listen.

YOU TREAT THAT PUPPY BEFORE IT DEMISES

At least twice a week.