It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.
Bend them or end them
Not bending, that’s for sure!
Happens to the best of us
Hey, I’m just being a sarcasm queen.
The world isn’t too good at that stuff. That’s why we’re discussing American politics instead
That’s true. That’s why we love to talk about it.
Last I heard even labour suggested the opposite
The world loves to talk about US politics.
Bean me up, Scotty
Or something idk I’ve never watched Scott Pilgrim vs the world
Fungi is literally fun tho. Mostly to see how wrong that fucker is. It’s just as wrong as me
I don’t think that’s it, but I do think it will endure massive strain.