A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline

… It’s the end of the world as we know it

all the unhinged currency but also all the debt.

yea and glad to see it.

Tact for Propagandaist Dummies is not a book I’m inspired to devote investing time into.

don’t offend the majority if you want guests to stick around. you can denounce genocide without convicting all of western civilization.

imagine an ai that takes you through your own post history like a therapist. like some moderator can sentence you to ai therapy before you are unbanned.

Cyberbowl but add a repair garage and transformers movie level mechanicals, when the football explodes its mayhem.

could you script a lemmy community that posts one or two of these a day?

No Ifs, Ands

put this on a tshirt

yes Russia can jam GPS signals over large areas. Yes theres other methods in play.

when i was in amsterdam the cab driver told me that the russian mob runs all the prostitution and gambling and much of the drugs and they wouldn’t tolerate anyone messing with their cash machine. he also said that the red light district is mostly all staffed by russian ladies and if you want a real dutch girl you have to go to a private club in a residential area, for 4x the price.

carry 50 pound bags of dog food like a hat, you almost don’t notice it.

now if this were a video game would you rather play as the penguin or the butterfly?

could you genetically engineer one?

then you remember they required a family of D batteries and lasted 2 hours tops. meanwhile my phone can connect to several speaker and headphone sets and deliver astonishing quality compared to tapes, while barely moving the battery meter.

spicy food has negative calories for some.

there needs to be a crowd sourced product review and maintenance website that can see trends of enshittification.

they say its physically impossible to be depressed while singing.

who would you say has made better games than Nintendo? cuz if you go by sales numbers or ratings, you might consider shutting tf up