Bravo, motherfucker :D

Couldn’t

You’ll Never Work Again

The lav. The bog. The crapper. The kharzi. The shitter. The toilet.

Theres a reason this isn’t done at the commercial level, and it’s that the solar panel would create such a tiny amount of charge that its not even worth it.

That’s gotta sting. Family feuds are nothing out of the ordinary, but that is brutal.

Turns out being a weapons-grade arsehole doesn’t go unnoticed by your kids.

The first sign of brain worms, is worrying about brain worms.

• Burgers are served on a scaffold board/shovel/roof tile

• Coleslaw is always referred to as house 'slaw.

• Menu prices omit the $ sign/£ sign.
  Eg. Triple cooked fries 4