Apples > Raisins && Toothbrushes.

Like oranges?

Not on this profile daddy.

I use Arch btw. Got the sexy socks to prove it.

Stop interrupting my nothing. I was having a great time doing nothing. You are ruining my nothing!

Room for 2? Maybe. Buoyancy for 2? No.

Apparently the client I was using didn’t render codeblock markdown. Thanks for the pointer. Found a better client.

Requires ffmpeg and imagemagick

#!/bin/bash

# Check if input video file is provided and exists
if [ $# -lt 1 ]; then
    echo "Usage: $0 <input_video>"
    exit 1
fi

input_video="$1"

if [ ! -f "$input_video" ]; then
    echo "Error: Input video file not found."
    exit 1
fi

# Get video duration in seconds (floating-point)
duration=$(ffprobe -v error -show_entries format=duration -of default=noprint_wrappers=1:nokey=1 "$input_video")

# Check if the duration was successfully extracted
if [ -z "$duration" ]; then
    echo "Error: Could not retrieve video duration."
    exit 1
fi

# Calculate fps as 20 frames divided by the duration
fps=$(echo "20 / $duration" | bc -l)

# Create a directory to store frames
mkdir -p frames


# Extract 20 frames from the video using the fps filter
ffmpeg -i "$input_video" -vf "fps=$fps,scale=200:-1" -frames:v 20 "frames/frame_%02d.jpg" -loglevel error

# Create the collage using ImageMagick's montage tool
montage -mode concatenate -tile 5x4 -geometry +2+2 frames/frame_*.jpg output_collage.jpg

# Clean up temporary files (delete frames directory)
rm -r frames

echo "Collage created: output_collage.jpg"

Removed by mod

Marry him.

All I got was toxoplasmosis.

I should invest in a radsuit.

Feed them to Poseidon. He likes the taste. And so do the boneworms!

Military gonna industrial complex.

Bad parenting and capitalism are my reasons.

Sounds like a good way to murder more children.

“Kill… Me…”

Ashurbanipal - King of the Neo-Assyrian Empire.

I try to limit my tuna to a couple times a week. I already bioaccumulate enough plastic and PFAs, don’t need to add too much organic mercury to the pile. But agree on the maruchan.

Make sure your friends are printed with masks.