Let’s take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.
Let’s take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.
Good on them. $7500 for all future royalties is an absolute rip, especially coming out of Rockstar.
Well, you’re coming back anyway.
Unless you’re grabbing your tools to go work on someone else’s garden.
This is probably the dumbest thing, but how would someone even go about putting in a request for that? Petition your government to petition theirs? A series of letters that begin calm and professional but by the tenth round of back and forth have devolved into “And I will ‘accidentally’ take down some armament above your home in return”?
"The year is 3964. Todd Howard rules from his silicon throne, having gained immortality in the Great Megasoft War. The entirety of the contiguous United States have become a singular corpo-state with a united focus, and the time has come.
Elder Scrolls VIII: Oblivion Crisis in Skyrim releases."
And all contained in the palm of your hand.
So much swapping back to that damned flashlight, I will never understand that decision. It didn’t build tension, it just made me get really good at beating things to death so I didn’t have to keep switching out.
It tastes nothing like Chex Mix. Trust me. More like salt with maybe a little dirt mixed in. You can get food-grade D.E.
It’s also a natural flea treatment if you can’t use chemical treatment for whatever reason. Does the same thing as to the snails. Shreds the exoskeleton and dries them out
You can also use Diatomaceous Earth. Same concept, it’s extremely sharp and jagged little flakes that shred through them. It also dries them out at the same time.
They’re doing a service.
Reminding men that it’s never too late to schedule an appointment at the proctologist.
“Nuke Jeep”? Put some honor on that name, it looks to be a Davey Crockett! A portable nuclear suicide, given the firing range!
They were an absolutely awful idea, and so was my birth, so that’s the Jeep for me.
You picked the wrong person. I can picture Danny DeVito drunkenly driving a tank through Siberia now.
In fact, I’m not entirely convinced he isn’t doing that at this exact moment, and you’re just trying to distract us from the awesomeness currently going on.
Only by knowing where it isn’t.
I’m adopting “The inexorable passage of time is a cruise missile” for any time someone asks how it’s going.
Chickens can be the best mix of calm but curious. They won’t want to run right at it, but you better believe they’re going to watch whatever it was with that little head tilt they do.
I prefer “have a week” because that’s the minimum amount of time I want away from them.
I want to see the reaction that would come from a big-tittied fox in a maid outfit flouncing to the front lines.
Confirmation this is the worst timeline.
Ahoy is the superior greeting. I support its return to standard use.
You just know that Saddam Hussein sticker will never apply right. It’s either going to be just a hair off at an angle, or there’s going to be just enough bubbling for the builder to notice, but no one else ever will.
My friend, do yourself a favor and invest in a proper grinder. You can find pocket grinders with a kief catch for like $15. That catch will be your friend during the hard times. Let it build until you need it, and never clean that shit unless it is into your apparatus of choice.
ETA: Clean the grinder teeth, not the catch. Just knock it into the catch with a toothbrush before you do. Sometimes you can scrape some extra goodness up, but it sucks using a gummed grinder. Should be able to grind in one smooth motion, not too much resistance.