Is that a big deal? I’m American and I didn’t even know what those were until reading this right now lol

Oh, that’s the way she goes? So… You lost all our drink money is how “she goes”? She’s gone?

I agree with everything except using David Spade. This is clearly a role meant for Martin Short

He would have got out of bed sooner if the floor wasn’t so cold

Fold it how? Fold it in half like a piece of paper???

You forgot this one

Is there a screenshot missing? I don’t see anyone defending Churchill here

I suspect a lot of people on here don’t like the idea of monetizing Lemmy since that kind of defeats the whole purpose of Lemmy. It sounds more like something people would do on Reddit or Instagram

So… Basically turning your Lemmy account into a half-assed Patreon then? Pass.

Literally no one has ever tried to dispute that Elon Musk is from South Africa lol I think this debate only exists in your head dude

“up to 100% effective” just means it’s almost guaranteed not to be 100% effective except by accident in very rare cases lol

I always thought he more closely resembled and overcooked hotdog

Wait, you mean he wasn’t going to be the original bass player for Metallica??? Lol

This is a factually accurate meme lol! He ratted out Jesse “The Body” Ventura for trying to start a wrestlers union way back in 1986!

If I wanted to read the bullshit that happens on reddit now, then I wouldn’t have left to come here.

I haven’t had a Facebook since like 2017. The only thing from Meta I use is an anonymous Instagram page I use to follow a few different famous people/bands, but I never post anything there. It keeps trying to get me join Threads lol

Cleaning cast iron is actually super easy, this person didn’t “clean” it though they sanded it down to the bare metal which makes things more difficult

No, they’re right cooking bacon is a way people season cast iron! You have to cook a lot of it though, and it’s really not the best way to do it lol

That is what cast iron looks like if you strip it down to the bare metal. It’s not actually ruined, but it will be unusable until someone goes through the process of re-seasoning it

“the food was always sliding around the pan! Now it stays right where you put it!” Lol