Supergiant Games, they made Hades and Hades 2, Pyre, Bastion, and Transistor

GOOD LUCK! YOU’LL NEED IT!

I’ll only support this if I can pre-order it for double the price, and have an option at launch to pay an additional $50 to make the butt sprites into dickbutt instead

That kind of seems like that is exactly what these are. The specs are still sort of terrible, though, but pricing isn’t too far off for what is advertised in them.