Bob

I suppose no one’s thought of “abracatabra” yet?

If I took a shot every time someone said “language evolves” on Lemmy, I’d be fucking dead.

I don’t think you could get the speakers of all the European languages to agree on which one is normal.

You should clarify that you have to use a particular kind of bleach heavily diluted, and that it’s only common practice in the Americas.

I don’t know much about coding, but I know Cuneiform isn’t an alphabet.

What’s HEMA if not the Dutch department store?

I thought it was in the morning.

That is daft, but it does tickle me when someone’s ringtone is set to that “warning! It’s the wife!” one.

That’s a real twat of a hole.

Can’t you stick some material over the lights to dim them? Or is that illegal?

A few weeks ago, I was going down some stairs at a train station. I’m one of those people who always climbs stairs two at a time, just can’t help myself. I saw this one fella going downstairs two at a time. I gaped at him like he was the master of my craft.

Perhaps that’s a $99 discount on the next amount owed?

God, finally someone else is saying it. I feel like a stick in the mud whenever this comes up.

That’ll show him!

you dogged a bullet

😳

My mum’s got a great anecdote about how the doctor came around about my cough when I was a newborn, and he came into a room full of local mums all fawning over me in my cot and chugging away.

Skoda

They’re Czech. The name even has a little thing on the S, officially.

If we ditched the daft names?

“Dad’s awfully noisy in the toilet these days!” “It’s his new bidet! He says it cleans his arse to the bone!” “To the bone, you say?”

To the bone, you say!