I haven’t seen any of my friends repeat stolen election claims. Most everyone seems to feel that the margin was huge, and the DNC fucked up, but it is what it is. A few are panicking and worried of violence, so we’re getting together for a bonfire together to reassure them that we’ll all be OK, and we are in an area where no one would allow harm to come to their neighbor. We lived through four years of Trump before, and it was stupid every day, and we’ll live through it again.
gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i’m sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it’s red everywhere and she’s obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she’s got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she’s not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she’s still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she’s not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh shit, she looks like she’s in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
“sir, i’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do”
“WHY THE FUCK NOT???”
“we don’t operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce”
The only other time I’ve heard of this was Stardew Valley. ConcernedApe is a treasure.
Digitally. I’m just too lazy to swap a cartridge.
Remember the follow rule. If the vehicle in front of you is a car, stay 3 seconds behind. A tractor trailer, 4-5 seconds. An emergency vehicle, 6 seconds.
Wow. I should get hair plugs.
I wonder if he got hair plugs or had some other kind of miracle cure for baldness.
Exactly - People don’t seem to realize that cloud gaming responsiveness only really matters in competitive games and shooters. Turn based games or more casual games run perfectly fine with fast Internet.
Sir if I hung out with a gay rugby team I would not be chronically online.
Joke’s on you - we’re all into that nowadays.
How does one find a sports themed gay bar? Asking for a friend.
Damn. Your grandma still alive or he single?
Don’t forget AGILE. That should solve all of their problems, right?
Yikes. I leave my dog in my car all the time for 10 minutes at a time with the AC or Heat blasting. He’s attached to my hip everywhere I go, and when I have to stop somewhere to use the restroom or grab some water he’s totally fine chilling.
You should make one!
The new-ish Valheim updates add a lot of worthwhile content. It’s worth booting up your old world for a weekend.
I’m also in PA. The ticks have been horrible this season because it’s not getting cold enough at night to kill them. I’ve never seen this before.