KingJalopy

Pretty sure that’s what diapers are

They actually just move inside your walls for the most part. Waiting. Plotting. Breeding.

I just listened to this in bed last night! Great for sleeping. Love this guy.

You’ll find that anywhere. Not just on the Internet, either. Literally, everywhere.

It just opened imgur site on jerboa

Shit, sign me up.

I’m a picky eater so yeah that works for me

I have never lied on the Internet.

Mostly.

In all honesty the lack of super specific and active communities on lemmy has actually improved my quality of life. I spend much, much less time scrolling and reading shit.

Viral marketing at it’s best. I’m not even sure where that is but I wanna show them my hole so it can be serviced promptly.

One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.

I have given rides to 2 different people to the ER when I drove for Uber. They were having heart attacks. One guy tipped me so I guess he made it after I dropped them off. Not sure about the other.

Looks like the eggs I have in America

That, but also when you’re that fucking wealthy no one is going to tell you you’re wrong because the only people around you are there for financial reasons.

I honestly think if be just had one decent friend, an actual friend, he be a (possibly) different person.

Def not apologizing or excusing this fuck wad but in my experience, it only takes another view point from the heart to change ideals.

Looks like a catfish flexing human arms over his head

You’re a fucking legend and the hero amongst the entire planet. It’s a well-known fact that people like you cause this shit to happen. You will go down in history but not in the bad way like this fuckhead did.