I played violent video games all my life and I turned out fine.
reflects on current financial and mental state
Wait a second…
I actually enjoyed the meme but I think because of the analogy’s incongruity it would be better received as a shitpost
But did they taste good?
They hate each other because they are intolerant to one another’s index choices
I knew I wasn’t the only one saying “PUSH IT REAL GOOD” every time I apply to master
fellow musician Finneas
But where does Ferb stand?
I regularly pray Mr. Rogers remains the counterexample to this trend 🙏
Corporate landlords who pick up the property at collapsed values and maximize rent to suppress the ability for these folks to buy property again?
Toyota
They’re boring, they’re behind in tech, they aren’t cool, they’re more expensive to buy
But seriously, if you want to just follow the maintenance schedule and get to where you need to go with minimal doubt - there’s nothing quite like them
How you gonna do Steve Harvey dirty like that
In theory it helps by funneling fans between The Avengers, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, for which they have refined the process of pumping out content and merchandise with lower cost and risk
In practice people just stop going to the movies
But hey, I guess the profit margins are better
If you ever wanted to see an alleged IRL rent hellscape simulator take a look at this
No bro, you didn’t use enough ✨✨✨✨ emoji
The trash can Mac pro was pretty compelling value at release (for a little while at least)
That tends to happen when the laptop battery is kept at a high temperature for long intervals.
My work laptop security doesn’t play nice with Windows Update, so “update and shut down” actually does “update and restart” and proceeds to incinerate the laptop in my bag until the battery is exhausted.
Took me a while to figure out why my batteries would turn pillow so frequently.
Everyone please be nice to the influx of newcomers
If you cannot resist the urge to blurt out your alternative socioeconomic views try your best to at least do it gently