we all can’t be size queens like you 😮

I may be crazy, but even I’m not that stupid.

I have no problem with people sharing their opinions on Lemmy.

just as long as they aren’t wrong.

spoken like a true poors.

right up there with “money can’t buy happiness”.

you’re right, at some point it’s not about the money. it’s about the legacy.

If you got royalties everytime your 30 year old song was played, wouldn’t you promote it to death?

NNN is just another way conservatives try to control Americans. They’re hitting that incel population right where they live, moms basement.

I say, fap all you want boys.

#faptokamala #fuckconservatives

/s

Fresh memes just for this post

I recommend you cut over at least a few weeks before. Not all hardware is always supported. It’s a million times better now than it was decades ago, but sometimes(depending on distro) hardware can throw a sold kink in your otherwise perfect log.

No joke, I made a business card like this in my graphic design class in college because I had to have a gradient.

I knew what I was doing 😈. Had been doing design for a few years before.

Got perfect marks.

Try this neat experiment out.

Cover your hand in a thick layer of Vaseline. Now drag it through some chocolate pudding. Finally rinse your hand off under a hot tap.

Do you have chocolate pudding left on your hand?

Sure, at a microscopic level you do. Even with the Vaseline. Will it kill your dog if you let them lick your hand? No.

The rinsing is to remove free bacteria from the surface with the dirt. You eat bad bacteria all the time, but your immune response kills it before it makes you sick because you have reduced the bacteria from 500ppm to 10ppm by rinsing.

This is completely different when that bacteria is on the inside, like when you fail to wash a melon and cut through it. Everything on the surface of the melon is dragged through the cut and embeds inside the fruit.

Always wash and rinse your produce.

“I have owned up to my mistake, and therefore you cannot blame me!”

Big “I’ve got nothing to hide vibes”

https://www.404media.co/podcast-how-the-u-s-government-tracks-your-phone/

too orange, he’d be a better Mayor McCheese…if it wasn’t for all the corruption.

bitch is so corrupt he shouldn’t even hold a make-believe position in a make-believe world.

he’s so unemployable that even The Hamburgler wouldn’t hire him.

just to make it clear, that orange corrupt unemployable bitch is so untrustworthy he has to stay at least 1000ft away from the fry kids school out of fear that he’ll “grab em by the frybox”.

I hate you and everything you stand for.

you disgust me.

/s

might take awhile, the wheels of justice turn slowly.

smells like they’re trafficking bricks of justice in those tires.