It’s not the “no americas club,” they’re allowed 1

Neutrality is not truth

I imagine the conversation went like this

Turkey: how much doors your ship weigh?

Coked up admiral: how much should it weigh?

Turkey: well we can’t let ships over 15000t through

CUA: it’s 14,999t

Turkey: …

CUA: (wipes nose)

What happens if they colour it rainbow?

As an Aussie I didn’t get this joke, we just get up and pay

I could just about justify buying one for myself