FuglyDuck

whelp.

you know who the favorite is.

It’s not a cone of shame.

He’s just Victorian nobility- with those weird neck-fan-things.

And he’s rocking it. Cute little devil.

Hope he feels better.

I need OP to boop the Snoot for you.

I also need OP to give Nuka-Zooks the best schritches and the best belly rubs. The kind that Nuka really likes… for me.

(also, we all need more photos… Nuka seems like a sweetie. and same for Blueberry!)

somebody deserves all the scritches in the world. but only the best schritches. and belly rubs.

How could you say ‘no’ to those eyes?

yes. I don’t generally add the alt-text option (that’s more for hyperlinks. it doesn’t show on image links). !.

Most websites will let you right click and image and copy the image’s URL, alternatively, you can open that image in a new tab (just the image,) and then copy that URL, and it’ll display the picture. Lemmy will host an image if you’re adding it from your computer. (for that use the ‘upload image’ tool in the editor buttons.

edit, Relevant XKCD:

Use this power responsibly… or not. this should fun.

Should probably tell him he’s a good doggo.

Also scritches and belly rubs.

He deserves all the treats.

Dogs are better than people. Just saying, if they think they’re human, you should tell them they’re a good boy. To help with the esteem issues… ;)

Wait…

The dog didn’t try to eat the bread?

Naw. there’s enough judges that require physical documents to keep the pupper in business.

I’m more concerned about the weight of the documents. Whoever called them “legal briefs” was either employing S-Class irony or was straight up a sadist.

How could you possibly say ‘no’ to that face? To… either of those faces?

(I’d be tempted to name them Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-dum.)

It’s probably the best part of the tour,

You know he knows the tour schedule.

And he does this.

Every time.

Pupper absolutely deserves all the treats and all the scritches and belly rubs.

I can understand people not liking dogs. I can’t understand people who hate dogs.

I really can’t understand people who are universally hated by dogs. And cats. Cats don’t like trump either.

Like. What kind of foul, loathsome shitstain-on-the-universe do you have to be, for not a single golden retriever to accept you?