Karma? No, we don’t do that here.

!micromobility@lemmy.world

Mbin isn’t

I got kinda up there, I think I had a lizard dude shadow knight somewhere between 40-60 but it’s been a reeeaaaallly long time since I played.

I 100% thought this was Everquest

Yeah, but have u tho?

This shit is not a game, there are no extra lives: Pad your reaction time IRL because shit happens and you can’t always anticipate it.

You need to leave at least 3 seconds of reaction time between you and the next car, 2 car lengths at that speed is too close for you to reliably react in time.

Give yourself a high five (ok, fine, I guess that’s just clapping, whatever) and move to a better instance!

Forget about it Jake, it’s reddit-town.

Skibbidi blyat

“Wake up babe, proton support for MacOS just dropped!”

checks calendar

A dude on a ladder swinging his nuts around, like really getting into it but he’s kinda tucked back there so they didn’t notice at first but then they’re like, “Haha, look at that fucking guy!”

Whatever, I’ll just go to Walmart and buy a 50 pack.

What’ve you got against beans anyways? This is the Fediverse, we love beans here!

I’ve seen chocolate chip “pizza” before but it’s just chocolate chip cookie baked in a circular pan and cut up like pizza.

American here: I’ll take that chicken, you can have the “pizza”

Also, beans on toast is fine.

Gross.

[theremin intensifies]

Who?