Sure. They decided that after and not before.

Wait… there’s a candidate named Fred Merz?

Like William Frawley’s character from I Love Lucy?

A timid baby step far too late.

If you’re actively trying to steer people away from voting for the lesser of two evils,

I’m not. I’ve never said the people should vote for anyone other than Harris. If Harris abandons her support for genocide, how many centrists do you think will immediately switch to Trump?

If Kamala loses, Trump wins. Do you want Kamala or Trump to win.

Kamala. When she wins, what will be your new excuse to forbid all criticism of the genocide?

I dunno. Why is all criticism of Harris/Biden supporting genocide met with “Yeah?! Whatabout Trump?! You want Trump to win?”

Because that’s what centrists do when they get criticism about the only policy centrists won’t immediately abandon at the slightest pressure.

When the election is over, what are centrists going to do when they can’t pretend that anyone who doesn’t support genocide is a trumper?

That doesn’t even take into account the dust. In the moon landing footage, lunar regolith doesn’t billow like it would in an atmosphere. Whenever it’s kicked, it falls back to the surface in a neat parabola every time.

Faking the moon landing would have been a massive coverup requiring the cooperation of at least one foreign nation. (Australia, because of Parkes)

During the Nixon administration. Nixon couldn’t even cover up one little burglary.

Fuck that. Bring back 24/7 Walmart.

Walmart was actually sufferable at 3am.

I’m certain that Jimmy Carter has every reason to be satisfied with the amount he’s built.

Fun beats pretty.

The Labor Party has banned the word “baddies” from their conference.

Rankin-Bass.

Do you believe that Netanyahu is committing genocide?

If you’re getting scars from shaving nicks, you scar very easily or you shaved off a mole.

This could be a photo of anything and the caption would still be true.

An opossum got into our garage a few months ago and our dogs found it. They had the poor thing cornered and hissing. I got them out of the garage and after making sure they didn’t get bit, I evicted the possum.

The dogs do everything they can to get into that garage and make a beeline for that corner every time.

Why not? She’s not the Secretary of State and she’s not setting foreign policy like Dick Cheney.

Why must she adhere to Biden’s policies?

Yep. Tried to add points with my receipt the other day, and it refused to access the camera to scan the barcode, and refused to give me a keyboard so I could manually input the code.

But at least it ignores your preferences and makes the stupid “bong” sound when you tell it not to.