I’m sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.

You can’t spell “functional programming” without “fun”.

Repeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)

“King regards” instead of “Kind regards”.

*Neiße

That’s a cute idea but it completely ignores that it isn’t 2005 anymore. Algorithms are good enough to detect that.

*Otter

At all stages I want to be left alone and just do what I’m paid for.

If a function takes all types of variables it’s your own fault!

This is why you can’t have shit in Ohio.

Those formats are not for humans to read or write. Those are for parsers to interpret.

This is fine.

wate

30 days paid vacation + bank holidays + regional holidays + 0.5 days of vacation each on Christmas and new years eve + generally not having to work on weekends + generally not having to work longer than 8 hours a day + public transport ticket paid by the company.

Cannot complain.

In German you can use “Guten Tag” as greeting when you see meet someone. When writing mail, you can also use it as greeting even if it is not that common, to use “Guten Tag” in written conversations.

BUT: When you use “Guten Tag” at the END it’s like a “Fuck off!” (regardless of written or in verbal communication) without being an insult.

A great passive-aggressive way of saying “As I already told you, you dumb pile of bull feces” is “As mentioned in my last mail, …”

Every scifi movie. Ever.

But “oTHer ThaN LemMy” …

Fortunately in your user account config you can hide posts and replies made by properly marked bot accounts.

No, thank you. I don’t want to get cancer.