“The team in the kitchen is really great! We all joke around and laugh together constantly! So the food is under cooked and full of sawdust and glass shards. And? We have fun making it!”

Well, I’m still waiting for Obi-Wan to return my holo message…

Don’t forget the Lobo. Brilliant multi tool.

None. After the vivisection that was the GTA remaster, stay the fuck away from older games. Please and thank you.

So, Russia is getting aid from China, Iran, North Korea, and now Nerf? WWIII confirmed.

Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!

Geneva Suggestions

“Say no to non-euclidian spaces!”

That’s what’s up, Doc.

“Have you ever thought about why are we here?”

Fair. And balanced.

“According to my calculations, we’ll just have to wait here, oh… about six years.”

Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.

“You should ask for a refund.”

“You say it was an everything bagel?”

“That’s right.”

“And that explains the weed and coke?”

“Yes.”

“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”

Isn’t a cyber truck electric…? Aren’t you worried about sharks?!?

I’ve used split screen Halo to learn some completely unaware buddies about simple military strategy, such as “QUIT STANDING IN FRONT OF ME WHEN I’M HURLING GRENADES!!1!”

GREAT SUGGESTION

Is anyone keeping score on how many hostages the IDF has killed vs Hamas…?

I miss real gaming journalism, not this sycophantic shit we’re all subject to nowadays. Replace all of Kotaku with “internet rando” already.