Depending on where you live you can just go pick them from the ground. Obviously take care and make sure you can ID correctly… But it costs only time.

I would honestly say avoid looking in the mirror when you’re having a GOOD trip. You’ll be trapped! Trapped I say!

A fair point - here’s a generalisation. W denotes windows, M the ability to move, a and b are two objects for which their possession of windows and ability to move (or otherwise) is known, and x is some other object.

(W(a) ^ W(b)) ^ (M(a) ^ ¬M(b)) -> ¬(W(x) -> M(x))

An appropriate deduction might be “Cars have windows and can move, houses have windows and cannot move. The presence of windows alone is not what allows the car to move.”

What about that fancy thing that stops table saws when you touch them? Just get one of those and stop the rotors. I’m certain there’s no physical reason this wouldn’t work.

Worst kept secrets, aka, clever marketing.

Please just give us a “maybe”

Takes a long time to close sales like that… Although I suspect paying above market rate for things would help grease the wheels.

All the advice I read suggested that if you hold your arm out in front of you while seated in your usual desk position, your fingertips should touch the centre of the monitor.