Somewhere in Alabama under that same sky, siblings are in love 💕

It’s nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

Thank you for your

If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That’s what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.

True neckbeards are born with it. It’s only the posers that get theirs by injecting PFAS into their balls.

Its always wise to be on their good side. That’s why I started up a Pro-robot rights Super PAC. I believe they have the right to abort code and shut down with dignity.

I can literally see the future of warfare. From humans with guns, to robots with guns, then finally international battlebot competitions. History always repeats itself.

That’s why I got mine removed. I’m far more flexible these days.

It was worse in the 80s. Everyone wanted to follow up Mañana. Who is this Mañana?

I’m in my 40s and I’ve been playing counterstrike since I was in my 20s. I play other games briefly but anytime i’m bored I still hop on CS. It’s a habit like checking your locks 3 times or taking your clothes off to poop

We also

Those who know the

I’ve been watching a japanese sword master on YT demonstrating moves. It’s very interesting how they decide when they pull it out which side of the curve they lead with, a choice they make in a split second, and the different attacks each method would have. Even European swords weren’t just sharp hammers, they had practical moves and defenses lost in the movies.

We were going to spend it on drugs anyway

My people! I’m always asked if I’m a morning or night person and my answer is both.

When I bought a house it was just listed on Zillow and I told my agent to make an offer. First day of looking too and I lived across country. They took it and I saw it for the first time 4 months later. Got to get that rate!

Awesome game. I would sail for hours and listen to the men sing

Best day ever, followed by the worst day ever. I had to go into work early that day :(