Bethesda, a company with an otherwise unbesmirched reputation for polish.

My favorite part was the Afghanistan level.

People in their 20s are familiar will Splinter Cell classics like Splinter Cell Conviction.

I believe Disney remembered the important part of the story; everyone still somehow managed to get rich at our expense.

It’ll [attempt] to make Windows less of a hinderance on THEIR handheld. If all these other Windows-based devices are now rivals, why let them benefit from hard work when you can force them out?

Literally 12 hours too late. I just started playing The Finals today and I’m never going back.

Eating a sandwich and drinking a coffee while driving are dramatically different. A coffee sip takes a second, you can almost certainly keep your eyes on the road the whole time, and you can easily put it down in a cupholder, freeing your second hand. A sandwich involves 4 layers of wrapping, possible sauce drippings, and a different surface to each bite that requires you to look. I’ve read studies that found that actively eating is as risky as being drunk behind the wheel.

Rock and Stone!

I can only laugh. You bought a console on the hopes that Rockstar would not only announce a new GTA game, but also release that game before said console would be replaced with a newer generation of consoles. You must have never followed the release of a Rockstar game before.

My money’s on stick binding and leaving it for days.

Don’t watch ads then.

If you want to sell a new IP, “From the creators of Day Z” is not a good angle to start with

Chess has been using neural networks for their AIs way before it was cool. Different AI skills are usually just trained to different depths.

Gonna need a banana for scale fam.

I’m also still confused, which side of the key? Isn’t filling the face of a key a ton of cocaine?

Just got this for free with my new GPU. This game runs like (and looks like) shit. The 2012 Tomb Raider reboot literally looks better with very similar mechanics and runs at a higher frame rate all while using 1/10th as much hardware.

Whenever I turn a corner, my whole system freezes for a few seconds, and this is a near top of the line system. Characters look super robotic, and the special superpowers look like they’re running at 144p resolution.

Sounds civilized and competitive.

If CEOs only knew how much time and money they lose to tech debt, they would dedicate their careers to fighting it.

Um…archers on chariots were almost certainly extremely effective in any era they appeared. The main reason they stopped being popular in combat was because horses became big enough to ride after thousands of years of breeding.

H for Hollow Knight, I think that pretty much settles it…