Two problems with this:
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Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World)
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Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct
The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Nah those are also made of plastic
We all have McMicroplastics in us.
I’m lovin’ it!
So… What came first? The plastic or the egg?
Shhh.
Confirmed, oil is vegan.
Ever heard of zooplankton?
Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!
Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little
I prefer to chug my oil, crude.
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I had a stroke trying to read that!
As you can clearly see I’ve ran out of ideas suggestions would be great
As you can clearly see, I’ve run out of ideas, suggestions would be great!
Hopefully that’s a useful suggestion for your memes.
Remember! Plastic is in your brain.
