New frontiers in perimeter defense for South Korea, as presidential complex security finds a present from the Norks on the roof. "Citadel 3 to Citadel Actual, I need sawdust and a scraper at roof access sector 7." It’s been quite a month for the reputations of presidential security services around the world. Which one would you MOST or LEAST want to join, even if you could write your own ticket?
I don’t want to join a security service, that sounds stressful as fuck – I want my own security service.
Time to start a micronation! Job applications are open
Whats the benefits package look like?
Benefits… package? I hadn’t thought of… uh… yeah it’s great mate, terrific. Best benefits package ever.