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Not Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!
I thought we were talking about Buzz Armstrong. Guy was so fast he changed his last name to Light-year.
No, you’re thinking of Neil Lance-year.
Who’s easily confused with Stretch “Bicycle” Aldrin! Those silly astronauts.
Keep up that back talk and I’ll bust you back down to Corporal so fast it will make your head spin.
