Raise your hand if you think laying off employees en-masse right before an earnings call should be a crime punishable by death:
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^(Only somewhat kidding.)
Seriously though, this is is even extremely misleading to shareholders. It’s blatant manipulation of the numbers, how is it not illegal?
I’m a simple man. I see a Stargate reference, I upvote.
Yes thank you, SatansMaggotyCumFart, I’m aware of that.
I’d recognize a CZ-75 anywhere. Only pistol I’ve ever held that actually felt good in my hands.
If I had a proper gun safe I’d totally get one, but I live in a second floor apartment and I’m not lugging that up the stairs.
This is the only correct answer.
I think that change is hilarious because in reality, some lawyer or middle-manager probably just looked at that and went “this is stupid and unprofessional, it shouldn’t be in an official statement” and took it out.
But it’s so much funnier to think that Google top brass were like
Yessssss… with this one change, we can do whatever we want and no one can stop us!
while rubbing their hands together or something
I feel like Barbossa would be Germany cause he used to be the bad guy but now he’s cool.
Hey that was the name of my pro-bono tattoo parlor
I suppose support a foreign policy stance of “do no harm but take no shit.”
Take back your skies, brothers and sisters.
Слава Україні!
It doesn’t stay straight when it’s waving
The only reason we know the right answers are because people like this weren’t afraid to try new things and find out what doesn’t work.
If you’re gonna dunk on the man, do it because he was a Confederate.
The URL made me think of this:
More like Barracu-DAMN, am I right?