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Just out of spite, I reckon I’m gonna start archiving your page :D
I once got rear-ended by a lady (my car was totaled) who told me two things as we were waiting for the cops that I will never forget:
“I just got my new glasses prescription, but I’m not wearing them today.”
“I wasn’t supposed to be driving my husband’s truck. We don’t have to let the cops know it’s my husband’s truck, right?”
The cops got informed. I got a new car.
Yeah, I set the toaster on fire once also. I had read online that you can make cheese toast in there if you turn the toaster sideways so that the cheese is on top vs gravity. It might have worked if the toaster hadn’t caught fire. I had to throw it out the front door into the yard
I’m actually kind of amazed that the failure mode for “toaster used sideways” is that it just catches fire. That’s one hell of a design flaw.
Fun fact, if you turn a toaster sideways you can use them to make quesadillas.
This works about 90% of the time.
Do not do this. Toasters are not made to be used sideways. At best you’ll melt the probably plastic sides of your toaster, at worse you’ll burn your house down.
I didn’t say it was a good idea.
